college life

College life...I can't believe I am here sometimes. I always wanted that "real college experience"...as an undergrad, I never went to a football game or a party or any sort of Greek life function. I always wanted to at least experience it. Well, here at AU, I cannot believe how real that experience is...drunk at the football games, drunk at the bars, drunk driving, drunk at frat parties. I mean seriously, it is just the thing to do, and people not only do it, but survive it. Yesterday everyone in town saddled up, put on their daisy dukes and cowboy boots, loaded up their alcohol and their collapsable chairs, and went to a RODEO. lol. actually, this is an appropriate time to use the term "LMAO"--LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! Anywho, I couldn't believe how many people went to this thing, and drank literally from sun-up to sundown - including my roommates - and loved every minute of it! I just think that is sooo dumb. And then, this morning, they were all reminescing about the things they could remember, who they were talking to (guys), who they made out with, who's a whore, and of course, going through the pictures that were taken on their cameras. And, inevitably, sometime this afternoon, a photo album with some witty title will appear on Facebook, complete and tagged with everyone...but me. Yeah, it's so stupid, but yeah, I also feel left out despite how completely retarded the whole thing is.

Anyway, I recently heard this song on the radio called "I love college"...and it speaks the honest truth to what these people do!! Read the lyrics, and if you don't believe them, come to this college campus and see it for yourself!!!

(intro)
i’m nice right now
i, i feel good
if you have a drink
would you please put it in the air

(chorus)
that party last night was awfully crazy
i wish we taped it
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed
with my good friends is all i need
pass out at 3 wake up at 10
go out to eat then do it again

(verse one)
i wanna go to college for the rest of my life
sip bankers club and drink miller lite
on thirsty Thursday and Tuesday night ice
and i can get pizza a dollar a slice
so fill up my cup
lets get fucked up
im next on the table
who want what
i am champion at beer pong
allen iverson hakeem olajuwon
dont even bounce, not in my house
better hope you make it
otherwise you naked

time isnt wasted when you’re getting wasted
woke up today and all i could say is

(chorus)

(bridge part)
man i love college
and i love drinkin
i love women
i love college

(verse two)
i cant tell you what i learned from school
but i could tell you a story or two
um yea of course i learned some rules
like don’t pass out with your shoes on
and don’t leave the house till the booze gone
and don’t have sex if shes too gone
when it comes to condoms put two on
then tomorrow night find a new JAWN
hold the beer bong
nothing wrong with some fun
even if we did get a little just too drunk

time isnt wasted when you’re getting wasted
woke up today and all i could say is

(chorus)

(bridge part)

now if everybody would please
put their drink as high as they can
as high as they can
and repeat after me

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

FRESHMAN FRESHMAN FRESHMAN FRESHMAN

DO SOMETHIN CRAZY DO SOMETHIN CRAZY DO SOMETHIN CRAZY DO SOMETHIN CRAZY

KEGSTAND KEGSTAND KEGSTAND KEGSTAND

yea
that party last night
man i love college
i love it
that party last night
alright everybody i gotta head back to class for a little bit

(chorus in background)

but after that
you know whats goin down
my house and 3 kegs
see you there
you’re all invited
bring your friends
bring your mom

do i really have to graduate
or can i just stay here for the rest of my life